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The Man, The Myth, The Legend:Dave!

On the Eighth Day, God Created Dave! On this Momentous Day the World would given the greatest gift of all,the gift that is Dave!

Jesus who? Jesus Christ is nothing more than a myth,a smoke screen,if you will,to divert the masses from the truth.And only the followers of Dave will realize just what that means.












 
You Will All Bow To Dave!!!!!!!
That's right! You will all fall victim to Dave's overwhelming charm, and irrisistable smile. Just what thoughts are lurking behind that evil grin you might ask? You will all know soon enough!For The Year 2000 marks the begining of a new era,The Era Of Dave!! Those of you who have actually managed to stay awake in church know that in the Bible it says just that. "And the great sky opened up, a bright light shown down upom him, and God said,let there be Dave."--Dave 3:16






 
Be The Coolest Kid On your Block!!!!!!!!! Join The Fan Club NOW!!
Upon signing up to be an Official Dave Fanclub Member,you will recieve a bi-weekly report on Daves journeys,first-hand accounts as he braves the madness that is the Planet Earth!Each Newsletter will contain a postcard,from the Messiah himself,from every corner of the Earth!Follow Dave as he Climbs Mt Everest for no apparent reason,Be there when he becomes the first Messiah to fly to the Moon(February 8,1999),witness Daves Heroic effort to decide what he wants for lunch!
It's all in Dave News! The bi-weekly electronic newsletter available only to Official Dave Fanclub members! Oh,and kids,as always,Dont forget to tell all your friends!!! This has been a public service announcement from Edgar R. Stimplebean III,
President and Editor in chief for the Official Dave Fanclub.Thank you.
 
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